30 9 / 2014

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

(via thebookdealer)

30 9 / 2014

danceadicklessjig:

religiousdonut:

cruiserswagger:

attackontartan:

gojikas:

like-we-arethe-stars:

onlylolgifs:

STOLE A KISS PRANK

I’m telling you right here, right now, if you kiss me without my consent I will destroy you. I will hit you so hard in your nether regions that your future children (should you unfortunately reproduce) will feel it.

For real though people don’t do this. This is sick and totally disgusting. Sexual assault isn’t a freakin’ joke or a prank. 

If someone did this to me, their life would be forfeit.

Ugh fuck this bullshit

Yes stop letting straight white boys do whatever the hell they want

SEXUAL ASSAULT IS NOT A FUCKING PRANK

danceadicklessjig:

religiousdonut:

cruiserswagger:

attackontartan:

gojikas:

like-we-arethe-stars:

onlylolgifs:

STOLE A KISS PRANK

I’m telling you right here, right now, if you kiss me without my consent I will destroy you. I will hit you so hard in your nether regions that your future children (should you unfortunately reproduce) will feel it.

For real though people don’t do this. This is sick and totally disgusting. Sexual assault isn’t a freakin’ joke or a prank. 

If someone did this to me, their life would be forfeit.

Ugh fuck this bullshit

Yes stop letting straight white boys do whatever the hell they want

SEXUAL ASSAULT IS NOT A FUCKING PRANK

(via mywashingtonromance)

30 9 / 2014

sorayachemaly:

This should be posted in school hallways.

sorayachemaly:

This should be posted in school hallways.

(via mywashingtonromance)

30 9 / 2014

katara:

i just want to be touched really hard

like by a car

hit me with a car 

(via thebookdealer)

30 9 / 2014

I’ll tell you what, my Girl Scout leader definitely isn’t making me want to skip Taekwondo in order to make the meetings…

"Oh boo-hoo on the time. The girls voted on this time change, and the moms feel like they still have the afternoon to get stuff done at home"

Well, damn. Have fun running the meetings at this new time that’s so important, you can’t change it to be more convenient for your working college student co-leader by yourself, then.

30 9 / 2014

deanprincesster:

women: being a woman is hard

men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman

(via ameliaulation)

30 9 / 2014

witchyroses:

4gifs:

Your life has been a lie. [video]


This gif won’t load but I wanna see it

witchyroses:

4gifs:

Your life has been a lie. [video]

This gif won’t load but I wanna see it

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via jaredsasquatch)

30 9 / 2014

30 9 / 2014

30 9 / 2014

theuppitynegras:

seriouslyamerica:

"Oh, you know girls just mature faster than boys."

Hmm did you ever consider

that might be because boys’ indiscretions are excused with a simple “Boys will be boys,”  

while we simultaneously force girls to grow up too fast by sexualizing them at increasingly younger ages?

image

(via jaredsasquatch)